I can just see Bam in another 10 years. 40-something years old, sweaty gut protruding through his sk

The humanized scab skin torn off of a skater boy's knee named Bam Margera is now getting into the rap game and has a new song out called " Bend My Dick To My Ass " and it's only a matter of time before the RIAA certifies it triple gold condom wrapper. Shooting liquefied human waste into his mouth made Bam a TV and movie star, so he's hoping it'll make him dubstep star too.
In the video for the tuck fuck anthem of our time, Bam and a fellow down river skank dry hump in the back of a car and flash their parts all around Iceland. The true bright spot of the video is at the 2:44 mark when Bam takes a sip of the piss geyser shooting out of his peen hole. ( The prolific piss drinker from My Strange Addiction is totally all inclusive hotels in cancun in love.) If you think about it, whatever shoots out of his dick is probably not as disgusting or diseased as the shit that's in his mouth, so if anything, he's cleaning out his filthy trash hole.
In a coffee shop in heaven somewhere, Robert Frost is writing all inclusive hotels in cancun a 5,000 word poem about how he's disappointed at himself for not coming up with the poetic line "Bend My Dick To My Ass So That I Can Fuck Myself." That's exactly the line that The Road Not Taken needed to make it a real masterpiece. And will somebody please give me Bam Margera's phone number, because I need to beg him to let me use the line " Titty Fuck My Ass Cheeks " as the title of my memoirs. That line is my entire life summed up in five words.
In other Bam news, he was kicked out of a hotel in Brisbane after he ruined the paintings in his room by drunkenly painting over them with a bunch of his piece of trash friends. If the hotel owners saw Bam's music video, they'd understand all inclusive hotels in cancun his art and wouldn't have kicked him out. You can't keep an artist from making art just like you can't keep a Bam Margera from bending his dick to his ass.
I can just see Bam in another 10 years. 40-something years old, sweaty gut protruding through his skater shirt, receding hairline, pathetically trying to hold on to his youth by performing some old skateboard tricks for the local youngsters. It's gonna be sad. I suppose all inclusive hotels in cancun it's possible he'll Od long before that happens though.
Bam sucks. I didn't care for the gross out stuff Jackass did, but I used to laugh a lot at the show. It was also the first time in years I watched MTV. Hate to say it, but he should have died instead of Ryan Dunn. Bam is far more destructive and hateful.
I think the band you're referring to is CKY. My friend was obsessed with Bam (don't know why) back in the day, and got tickets to a CKY concert down in Philly just so she could see him. Her ride backed out a few days ahead so I took her. Mostly for the free show, and to get a cheese steak. She waited for them to come out of the club after the show, and she got some sloppy all inclusive hotels in cancun tongue action from Bam in the parking lot in front of his then girlfriend. He invited her back to the hotel room. He was gross and totally skeevy (still don't get what she saw in him). I was cold. It was late. I was the sober dd and wasn't in the mood. We drove back home.
Bam has always been the most questionable one amongst the Jackass crew. He tries too hard, and I always got the impression that he was a bit of a closet case. His taste in music is another thing, obessing over H.I.M. or whatever the fuck they were called and hopping on the dubstep bandwagon that has died slowly for quite some time.
Clutching pearls around my neck whilst truthfully all inclusive hotels in cancun reporting: I have never watched anything with the JackAss franchise. Because kids actually do mimic that shit...and wasn't it all body related all inclusive hotels in cancun dangerous stunt they did? Now they're rapping poets. Give me a fuckin' break already. Losers.
His parents must be so proud. If this was even remotely funny or clever I could appreciate it. I"m not a prude (I read dlisted for Gods sake) but this is just vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. And when the hell are white people going to start acting like white people again?? What is with Bieber and this douche Bam talking as though they were raised in the Bronx? If you WERE raised in the Bronx and talk like that, God bless ya, but if you weren't then BE WHO ARE. You have absolutely all inclusive hotels in cancun no street credibility whatsoever, so get in line behind all inclusive hotels in cancun John Mayer and turn in your ghetto cards immediately.
these posts are making me so sad today! first, the beiber girl with the sad titty handling and now bam destroying ICELAND! all inclusive hotels in cancun for shame! seriously, all inclusive hotels in cancun i recognize most of the places in the video from my visit over the summer and they are so serene and peaceful, it's horrifying that his dick mess is attempting to ruin the beautiful landscape! i'm just glad i went before i saw this video, or i don't think i would have been able to be there without these images reappearing in my brain like bad hallucinations...
Are you talking about A Dirty Shame? Because that is not a Johnny Noxville movie, it is a John Waters movie that Johnny Noxville happens to be in. (not one of Waters' better films though, unfortunately because Tracy Ulman can be pretty funny)
Anyway, I'm sure that Bam seeks advice from a spiritual adviser before making any decisions about his career. It's obvious that he is on a very spiritual journey here after having his star charts done.
I can not understand this, my brain will not comprehend why this is a thing that exists. It isn't funny, it isn't shocking, it isn't cool, it is actually pretty boring if you listen to more than 30 seconds of it.
Okay - the title of the 'song' - something I'd expect from a 13 year old boy. Bam, hey - it was cute and funny and shocking waaaaaay back when Jackass was new and popular. But now it's 2013, time to find something new to do to and time to grow the fuck up. and leave your poor mother and father alone. all inclusive hotels in cancun I'm sure they feel bad enough as it is. Bam, the perpetual man-boy. Kind of pathetic. No, it IS pathetic. SMH
I cannot bring myself to press play - it makes me cringe just to read this post! Because I am - well used to be - a big Jackass fan, and I know that there is no way they can top their 2003 antics. It can only go downhill from there.
I just watched parts of a few of the Jackass movies, which have been floating around on cable at night. There is an inordinate amount of attention paid to penises and anuses (ani?) and lots of nudity. I live in a VERY female-centric universe, so the ways of men are foreign to me.
There was this documentary on PBS about these young Hawaiian men who were chosen to colonize these islands in the South Pacific, to sort of occupy and claim them as US territory, in the 1930s. They were basically left on the island with no women. Lots of photos of these beautiful strapping men wearing only tight shorts, with their muscular bodies, surfing and fishing, etc.
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