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Wait a minute. Isn t that why we elect these jokers called politicians in the first place? I mean, what are we paying them for if they can t decide whether or not a lingerie store should go up next to Tiny Tots Day Care ? We have to have a vote of the people for that?
That s why I choose to live in the United States of America, which is thankfully, not a democracy. No way am I letting the same brainless slackers who elected our current president vote to decide whether or not I can fly the Bonnie Blue in my front yard.
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So, no way I m passing up $5 burgers. Especially, when the $5 burger special is the same 5/8 lb. (that s exactly half way between a half and three-quarter pounder for you mathematically-challenged) all-the-way Big Cheese Burger normally on the menu for $10.
The burger was five star, all the way -- juicy, perfectly cooked with top shelf toppings and bun. The generous portion of potato salad that came on the side was the home-made red skin potato kind. A lot of top-notch food for one lousy (war criminal) Lincoln.
As I wiped the last remnants of burger grease from my hands and arms, drank down my final Yuengling and strained to catch the baseball playoff score, I began to contemplate what life would be like in a true democracy .
I mean, just think, if everything in Florida were put to a vote of the people , they just might ban smoking on private property, outlaw pregnant pigs and bankrupt the state to pay off the teachers union.
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